the school removed the mirror in the bathroom and someone wrote on the wall
#coupleselfie2k14 #disgustinglyaccurate #wtfarewedoing
She witnessed a murder. #psycopathlife #ishankedurnan2k14
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
writers are people who have acknowledged and made friends with their extra souls
Stephen Hawking, "Information Preservation and Weather Forecasting for Black Holes" (via twlboaj)
This is exciting stuff! Hawking’s basically saying (from what I understand) that because of the problems we had defining black holes as event horizons (with information preservation and CPT symmetry in quantum gravity etc.), he’s literally REDEFINING BLACK HOLES without using event horizons.
i actually had this conversation today
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
Seriously, whenever I use a flip phone the first thing I always think of is Star Trek :D
THIS SHIT AIN’T RIGHT
STAR TREK DIDN’T PREDICT THE FUTURE FOOL
IT CREATED THE FUTURE
IT INSPIRED THE FUTURE
THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN
STAR TREK IS THE FUTURE
“THE REASON THESE THINGS EXIST IS BECAUSE STAR TREK MADE PEOPLE WANT THEM TO HAPPEN” — that is CORRECT.
straight from the ministry of magic, y’all.
This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
I LIKE MY MILK DARK, LIKE THE NIGHT