MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.
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I LOVE THESE
Promotion of violence.
No. Promotion of defense, owned identity, and power in a violent world.
guess where abstinence-only education is taught
How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]
This might just be my favorite thing on tumblr…
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
My dearest hope is that there will never come a day where I am too old or mature to find wand/willy jokes funny.
glitterisgood I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOU OMG
(Source: Vice Magazine)